If you were a porn star, what would your name be?
Fab: There’s a science to it. I learned this from a porn star.
NME: It’s your first pet’s name and your mother’s maiden name.
Nick: Fluffy. My mother’s maiden name is Delberg. It would be like Fluffy Delberg.
Fab: Mine’s Kio Frotte.
Nick: You can’t put this shit in.
Fab: I love Fluffy Delberg.
Nikolai: Mine’s GG Reno.
Julian: Mine’s Valentine Kitchenson.
Fab: By far the best one was Fluffy Delberg.
Nick: You’re not putting that in, man.
I want to know what Albert’s is!












